Dear friends, all this has happened before, and all this will happen again. That is, until the finite supply of these limited edition archival prints is SOLD OUT!!! Act now, and enjoy the distinction of owning a piece of Colonial history, for the brief period of existence our species has left! Don't go on without buying this immaculate, momentous and powerful work of art.Cubits, Algae Rations, Moonshine and Caprican Express Cards accepted. Sorry, we do not accept Sagitarron beads or herbs.
You forgot to say "Purchase this. While you still can."
ReplyDeleteI should have, but I didn't have the guts...
ReplyDelete...the fracking guts.
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